http://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/ A collection of #NaNoWriMoOpeners twets. If you're in the #NoHashtagsforPissboys crew or just aren't on Twitter drop a note to @giania or giania [at] gmail.com about finding a way around this so you can be here, too! {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/IsisDazs/statuses/199423657502715904","body":"Have you ever been fully engulfed in fire? Let me tell you, it fucking sucks. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} Have you ever been fully engulfed in fire? Let me tell you, it fucking sucks. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Mon, 07 May 2012 09:01:19 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/252793159/Have-you-ever-been-fully-engulfed-inurn:www-soup-io:1:252793159regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/ButtJensen/statuses/198859927450685440","body":"the ghosts were jealous of BonerGhost, for he had boners where others could not. \"tis a blessing, or a curse?\" he wonders #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoOpeners\"\u003EnanowrimoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} the ghosts were jealous of BonerGhost, for he had boners where others could not. "tis a blessing, or a curse?" he wonders #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoOpeners">nanowrimoOpeners</a>Sat, 05 May 2012 19:41:16 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/251801859/the-ghosts-were-jealous-of-BonerGhost-forurn:www-soup-io:1:251801859regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/johnasavoia/statuses/198136687614902272","body":"\"scientits were poised announce who let the dogs out\" #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} "scientits were poised announce who let the dogs out" #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Thu, 03 May 2012 19:47:22 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/251277488/scientits-were-poised-announce-who-let-theurn:www-soup-io:1:251277488regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/snorlaxmccartny/statuses/197499803876343809","body":"she sifts through your pubretory. \"It's all snakes to me.\" You chuckle. Sometimes the worms just keep it wormster. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} she sifts through your pubretory. "It's all snakes to me." You chuckle. Sometimes the worms just keep it wormster. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Wed, 02 May 2012 01:36:37 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/250947485/she-sifts-through-your-pubretory-Its-allurn:www-soup-io:1:250947485regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/nicktwets/statuses/197381388058628096","body":"The police cackled, thinking they had beat OWS. But they didn't. Hundreds of birds were in Zuccotti. They were Animorphs. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} The police cackled, thinking they had beat OWS. But they didn't. Hundreds of birds were in Zuccotti. They were Animorphs. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Tue, 01 May 2012 17:46:04 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/250947486/The-police-cackled-thinking-they-had-beaturn:www-soup-io:1:250947486regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/dr_spidermanMD/statuses/191249390244081664","body":"the opening line to my alternate reality ww2 vore fanfiction #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NanoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENanoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} the opening line to my alternate reality ww2 vore fanfiction #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NanoWriMoOpeners">NanoWriMoOpeners</a>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:39:42 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/246270710/the-opening-line-to-my-alternate-realityurn:www-soup-io:1:246270710regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/filth_waste/statuses/191026440349810690","body":"\"spare a fav guv'nuh\" tweets oliver filth #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} "spare a fav guv'nuh" tweets oliver filth #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 04:53:47 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/246191473/spare-a-fav-guvnuh-tweets-oliver-filthurn:www-soup-io:1:246191473regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/hamsandcastle/statuses/189448101667414016","body":"The call came from the darkest depths, and Elders shuddered as the booming voice demanded, \"where is the Dislike button\" #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} The call came from the darkest depths, and Elders shuddered as the booming voice demanded, "where is the Dislike button" #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:22:01 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/244898170/The-call-came-from-the-darkest-depthsurn:www-soup-io:1:244898170regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/scooteroo29/statuses/187323978568843264","body":"@\u003Ca href=\"http://twitter.com/937LateShift\"\u003E937LateShift\u003C/a\u003E I wasn't sure if #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E would've been appropriate."} @<a href="http://twitter.com/937LateShift">937LateShift</a> I wasn't sure if #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a> would've been appropriate.Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:41:31 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/243266884/937LateShift-I-wasnt-sure-if-nanowrimoopeners-wouldveurn:www-soup-io:1:243266884regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/kaputtdraconis/statuses/186504694322040833","body":"@\u003Ca href=\"http://twitter.com/Sevipervert\"\u003ESevipervert\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} @<a href="http://twitter.com/Sevipervert">Sevipervert</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:25:58 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/242535197/Sevipervert-NaNoWriMoOpenersurn:www-soup-io:1:242535197regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/StvX/statuses/185854819930611713","body":"@\u003Ca href=\"http://twitter.com/BigBennyBear\"\u003EBigBennyBear\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} @<a href="http://twitter.com/BigBennyBear">BigBennyBear</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 22:23:36 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/242063781/BigBennyBear-NaNoWriMoOpenersurn:www-soup-io:1:242063781regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/Crashmakessound/statuses/184923188864622594","body":"The sharp wind whistling off the corners of the wharf reminded him of a stiff and loveless dicking #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} The sharp wind whistling off the corners of the wharf reminded him of a stiff and loveless dicking #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 08:41:38 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/241370893/The-sharp-wind-whistling-off-the-cornersurn:www-soup-io:1:241370893regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/scrublord/statuses/184733197127528449","body":"I woke up from the coma after 3 years, doctors say I may never remember the 90's again. Is life even worth living? #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} I woke up from the coma after 3 years, doctors say I may never remember the 90's again. Is life even worth living? #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:06:41 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/241290977/I-woke-up-from-the-coma-afterurn:www-soup-io:1:241290977regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/sympu/statuses/184474813165871105","body":"i'm an insufferable shitheel that constantly jerked off my 10th grade english teacher, kill me #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} i'm an insufferable shitheel that constantly jerked off my 10th grade english teacher, kill me #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 02:59:57 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/241149087/im-an-insufferable-shitheel-that-constantly-jerkedurn:www-soup-io:1:241149087regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/ahuj9/statuses/183210663588528128","body":"These people needed a hero. Someone who could stop the scourge of Internet Explorer. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} These people needed a hero. Someone who could stop the scourge of Internet Explorer. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:16:40 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/240752353/These-people-needed-a-hero-Someone-whourn:www-soup-io:1:240752353regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/fogus/statuses/181878076186165248","body":"He was a zombie -- a zombie in love. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} He was a zombie -- a zombie in love. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:01:27 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/240752354/He-was-a-zombie-a-zombie-inurn:www-soup-io:1:240752354regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/TomasBoudreau/statuses/179801786071257088","body":"Just finished Of Grammatology. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Kony2012\"\u003EKony2012\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol\"\u003Eidol\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Bahrain\"\u003EBahrain\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23occupy\"\u003Eoccupy\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Cabininthewoods\"\u003ECabininthewoods\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HungerGames\"\u003EHungerGames\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23whitegirlproblems\"\u003Ewhitegirlproblems\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWrimoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWrimoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} Just finished Of Grammatology. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Kony2012">Kony2012</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23idol">idol</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Bahrain">Bahrain</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23occupy">occupy</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Cabininthewoods">Cabininthewoods</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HungerGames">HungerGames</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23whitegirlproblems">whitegirlproblems</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWrimoOpeners">NaNoWrimoOpeners</a>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 05:31:01 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/238558495/Just-finished-Of-Grammatology-Kony2012-idol-Bahrainurn:www-soup-io:1:238558495regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/Random_Factor/statuses/179328199627517952","body":"\"Yer a hairy wizard\" #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} "Yer a hairy wizard" #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:09:09 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/238258117/Yer-a-hairy-wizard-NaNoWriMoOpenersurn:www-soup-io:1:238258117regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/TheGameLlama/statuses/178617681514217472","body":"\u201cIt was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the combination best of times and worst of times. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\u201d\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u201d\u003C/a\u003E"} “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the combination best of times and worst of times. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners”">NaNoWriMoOpeners”</a>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 23:05:48 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/237766741/It-was-the-best-of-times-Iturn:www-soup-io:1:237766741regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/_sourdough/statuses/177238604295307265","body":"\"How'd I live to be so old?\" began my grandfather, \"Strict diet, piss and vinegar, shaken and stirred, delish.\" #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} "How'd I live to be so old?" began my grandfather, "Strict diet, piss and vinegar, shaken and stirred, delish." #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 03:45:50 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/236637698/Howd-I-live-to-be-so-oldurn:www-soup-io:1:236637698regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/ZSGhost/statuses/172744315834081280","body":"\"Oh nice, a dickless turdpusher is now following me!\" Ravyn cried sarcastically. He had to teleport and teleport fast. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} "Oh nice, a dickless turdpusher is now following me!" Ravyn cried sarcastically. He had to teleport and teleport fast. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:07:08 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/233743834/Oh-nice-a-dickless-turdpusher-is-nowurn:www-soup-io:1:233743834regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/alandwarinasia/statuses/171069193536540672","body":"He is Omega Jack, the desperate camwhore destined to murder the government. #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} He is Omega Jack, the desperate camwhore destined to murder the government. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 03:10:48 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/232763465/He-is-Omega-Jack-the-desperate-camwhoreurn:www-soup-io:1:232763465regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/thesearesongs/statuses/167687008221806593","body":"i was the black sheep of the hitler family. my name? gaydolph #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} i was the black sheep of the hitler family. my name? gaydolph #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:11:12 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/230726951/i-was-the-black-sheep-of-theurn:www-soup-io:1:230726951regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/Hermit_Thrush_/statuses/167452994223341569","body":"What are the odds that I would have ended up sitting right next to Brendle at the Super Bowl? #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} What are the odds that I would have ended up sitting right next to Brendle at the Super Bowl? #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:41:19 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/230726952/What-are-the-odds-that-I-wouldurn:www-soup-io:1:230726952regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/thisisalot/statuses/167432138965266433","body":"@\u003Ca href=\"http://twitter.com/dr_spidermanMD\"\u003Edr_spidermanMD\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} @<a href="http://twitter.com/dr_spidermanMD">dr_spidermanMD</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:18:27 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/230726955/dr-spidermanMD-nanowrimoopenersurn:www-soup-io:1:230726955regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/DrPylons/statuses/166932496582320128","body":"pelicans talking about jelqing techniques #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} pelicans talking about jelqing techniques #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:13:03 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/230046840/pelicans-talking-about-jelqing-techniques-nanowrimoopenersurn:www-soup-io:1:230046840regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/duckhugs/statuses/166568371305984000","body":"@\u003Ca href=\"http://twitter.com/pokecapn\"\u003Epokecapn\u003C/a\u003E \"Dance-rockers LMFAO...\" #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E"} @<a href="http://twitter.com/pokecapn">pokecapn</a> "Dance-rockers LMFAO..." #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:06:09 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/230046841/pokecapn-Dance-rockers-LMFAO-nanowrimoopenersurn:www-soup-io:1:230046841regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/dr_spidermanMD/statuses/164452275467730944","body":"\"the world is a vampire,\" i say as i unsheathe my blade. my name is billy, billy corgan, and i'm an animorph now #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} "the world is a vampire," i say as i unsheathe my blade. my name is billy, billy corgan, and i'm an animorph now #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:57:32 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/227993082/the-world-is-a-vampire-i-sayurn:www-soup-io:1:227993082regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/misandristcutie/statuses/163260697302667264","body":"@\u003Ca href=\"http://twitter.com/unhaunting\"\u003Eunhaunting\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} @<a href="http://twitter.com/unhaunting">unhaunting</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners">NaNoWriMoOpeners</a>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:02:38 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/227170965/unhaunting-NaNoWriMoOpenersurn:www-soup-io:1:227170965regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/ilovepets420/statuses/162892023848894465","body":"May 9, 2017: SPC William \"Lucky\" Buck clutches his M-16 as he steps out of the airlock on Moon Base Gingrich #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners\"\u003Enanowrimoopeners\u003C/a\u003E #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tcot\"\u003Etcot\u003C/a\u003E"} May 9, 2017: SPC William "Lucky" Buck clutches his M-16 as he steps out of the airlock on Moon Base Gingrich #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nanowrimoopeners">nanowrimoopeners</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tcot">tcot</a>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:37:39 GMThttp://nanowrimoopeners.soup.io/post/226911981/May-9-2017-SPC-William-Lucky-Buckurn:www-soup-io:1:226911981regular {"tags":[],"type":"regular","title":null,"source":"http://twitter.com/veryimportant/statuses/162290809088131073","body":"\"Quick, Lil Wayne, to the Swagmobile.\" Drake spoke with urgency in his voice. \"We can fuck each other in there.\" #\u003Ca href=\"http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NaNoWriMoOpeners\"\u003ENaNoWriMoOpeners\u003C/a\u003E"} "Quick, Lil Wayne, to the Swagmobile." Drake spoke with urgency in his voice. 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